This is the best film I’ve seen so far this year. Maybe this year and last. Any movie that has me crying, laughing, and shouting “Oh no! No! Fuck, fuck, no!” and “Shit! No, no, shit, no!” is a great movie. On pure emotional impact it’s superb, but it’s not just that. Smart script, smart [...]

I’m going out to the local Apple Store right now to buy one of these to complete my media center. No, the two glasses of wine has nothing to do with this impulse — I was in the Apple Store this afternoon and was all set to buy it when the sales clerk suggested I [...]

For all you veg-e-tar-i-ans out there, my latest on-the-road photo, taken this aftenoon. “W” + “Veg-e-tar-i-an: ancient word meaning bad hunter” + “National Wild Turkey Federation” (I assume that’s the bird, not the booze). So, then, real men eat meat, vote for retards, and shoot ugly birds that can hardly fly. Sometimes I wish I [...]

Tonight I took out my Mario Batali cookbook and made “Jumbo Shrimp Marsala Housewife-Style” (Gamberoni alla Casalinga Siciliana). The market didn’t have jumbo shrimp so I used lots of little ones (.61 lbs, to be exact). Red onion, celery, plum tomatoes, pine nuts, currants, capers, marsala, fennel seeds, hot pepper flakes, bay leaf, salt, pepper, [...]

My rebate for the hi-def projector came yesterday! Woo hoo! $200 and a credit card thingy for 40 free DVDs from Blockbuster (which I must use by June 30, 2006). I think I’ll rent Crash for tonight (it’s out on DVD, right?) so that I can praise or rip it first hand.
Dildo update: I went [...]