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Fortune Cookie

On: March 2nd, 2006 at 10:36 pm | Number of Comments » 1

I had a fortune cookie tonight. The fortune said: “A new chapter in your life is being written.”
My reaction: ix-nay the passive voice! Yeah, I mean you, Confucius, or whoever writes these things. You cannot get away with the passive construction here. Who is doing the writing? Huh? Huh? Who??? And don’t say you used [...]