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A Dick With a Gun

On: February 12th, 2006 at 5:12 pm | Number of Comments » 3

Guns don’t shoot people, Dick Cheney does. “Dick” was quail hunting in Texas where no one ever dies from gunshot wounds (they are executed instead) and seems to have accidentally shot his millionaire friend Harry Whittington. Fortunately for Harry, Dick (ahem) has a phalanx of doctors around him at all times due to his lameness, [...]


My Speech to the Martians

On: February 12th, 2006 at 11:19 am | Number of Comments » 1

I heard Jack Handey’s “My Speech to the Martians” on PRI’s Studio 360 this morning on a program devoted to exploring violence as a form of art and entertainment. Interesting show. But the highlight for me was this:
My Speech to the Martians