I love the way sending monetary relief to tsunami victims has turned into a kind of international auction with bragging rights going to the highest bidder. After the U.S. pledged a measly $35 million—a sum Evil Dick could probably write a personal check for—and got criticized by the UN for being stingy (which it was), [...]

I forgot to mention a few weeks ago that I acquired “F the President” bumper stickers–probably my favorite response to those lameass “W the President” stickers that all those lameass lemmings stick on their SUVs in order to feel good about themselves. I haven’t stuck it on my car for fear of offending some neighbors [...]